Don’t like zombie apocalypses? Too bad!
celebrate christmas and new years day with songs like “i want a zombie for christmas” or “the 12 diseases of Christmas”, and make your new years resolution to kill 5 more zombies than last year!
Merry Christmas everyone!
— the president of the U.P.S.
I Want A Zombie For Christmas;
I want a zombie for christmas,
Only a zombie will do,
No mummies,
No skeletons,
I want a little zombie that won’t be bothered by guns.
~Sparkplug
Wow.
It’s addicting.
Though the last bit is a little too long.
No, that’s actually how long the last line of “I want a hippopotomas for Christmas” is.